7) David Meyler – 115 seconds – 2010
The Sunderland midfielder had just come on as a substitute against Portsmouth when he was given his marching orders.
Meyler went up for a challenge on a touchline following a goal kick from Black Cats keeper Craig Gordon.
However, he elbowed Portsmouth fullback Steven Finnan in the face, with the Irishman needing treatment.
The referee did not have any hesitation in going to his pocket and pulling out a red card.